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( The Consultant's Curse:                 )
(                                         )
( When the customer has beaten upon you   )
( long enough, give him                   )
(                                         )
( what he asks for, instead of what he    )
( needs. This is very strong              )
(                                         )
( medicine, and is normally only required )
( once.                                   )
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