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( Real Programmers don't play tennis, or )
( any other sport that requires you to   )
( change clothes. Mountain climbing is   )
( OK, and real programmers wear their    )
( climbing boots to work in case a       )
( mountain should suddenly spring up in  )
( the middle of the machine room.        )
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