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( Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find )
( yourself unsure as to what to say in    )
( those awkward situations? Worry no      )
( more...                                 )
(                                         )
( Are you sure you're telling the truth?  )
( Think hard.                             )
(                                         )
( Does it make you happy to know you're   )
( sending me to an early grave?           )
(                                         )
( If all your friends jumped off the      )
( cliff, would you jump too?              )
(                                         )
( Do you feel bad? How do you think I     )
( feel?                                   )
(                                         )
( Aren't you ashamed of yourself?         )
(                                         )
( Don't you know any better?              )
(                                         )
( How could you be so stupid?             )
(                                         )
( If that's the worst pain you'll ever    )
( feel, you should be thankful.           )
(                                         )
( You can't fool me. I know what you're   )
( thinking.                               )
(                                         )
( If you can't say anything nice, say     )
( nothing at all.                         )
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